BREAKING: The odds of aliens being confirmed this year are soaring. And, yes, you can make money on the aliens 👇

The first woman to give birth to twins was probably like "???????????"

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

no one tells you if your rage builds up enough it turns you gentle

What doesnt kill you adds to your lore

Discord age verification is looking good so far

sometimes i can physically feel this happening

whatever it takes to get a reply these days😫

Idk how to flirt but i can piss u off

My Claude Code token budget at work has been increased and is now higher than my gross total compensation

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

“it’s not that deep” well, it’s not that shallow either

soft launching my disappearance

holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought

i made a chrome extension that removes the AI slop from my linkedin feed

indo ver o shrek mas queria mesmo é ver sua shreka

com a chegada da IA infelizmente caiu em desuso a expressão ISSO AÍ É MONTAGEM

nao to guentando c o nome dos cigarros censurados no ifood

aqueles hominídeos, os australopetelecos

et bilu