check out the graphic #blueblood

Soon as I saw Dennis Dixon & LaMichael James it was over

She be actin like she exotic, bitch you Mexican I take her to moes

If you don’t run the toothbrush under the water after you put the toothpaste on…you a bitch

Ayyy fuck you

The wizards bricked their parlay signing you to that deal

Publix got bogo roses rn get your girl roses before I do

Just bring me one baddie and I’ll delete all my socials

This kid fucking sucks at mowing grass

1-win separates Washington from Oregon in the ‘Most Wins - Last 50 Years’ category. Come this time next year you’ll have to go back even farther to find a time period they’re better. How times have changed eh?

Ask her can she make it clap, she can make it talk instead

This is the personality all those BDTW dorks have

Pulling up at the bar after passing out and getting left for dead at the pregame

I flirt like Schrödinger if I’m serious depends on if you’re into it

Chicano a bitch

They forgot 99 THRT

Buddy I will stomp you out while Taylor Swift playing in my headphones don’t play me