isn’t this literally season one anthony bridgerton

Letting a hot Chinese spy steal my engineering work and setting China back 15 years

*door in my house opens on its own* me: fascinating. there must be quite a temperature differential between these two rooms to create that kind of pressure the ghost haunting me: (slamming its head through the wall) i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

they could never make me hate you, hunter!!!!

i actually would beg to differ

my spotify wrapped just called me gay wtf

my top artist was Hozier

I want to know why Spotify Wrapped didn’t even address audiobooks 🥲 like I feel like that was a pretty big add this year, and they didn’t acknowledge it at all

What surviving the great SF Tsunami taught me about B2B sales 🧵

had a carbon monoxide scare in my apartment this morning and needed firefighters to come to my apartment and help. a few hours later i hop on The Sims to try and burn off some nervous energy, and my Sim immediately sets his house on fire. i think i need to lie down

Why isn’t the Great British baking show in a temperature controlled environment? Why should the cold or hot impact their cooking, they don’t usually cook outside! It’s not fair and you could change it easi.. [i get dragged away by Paul Hollywood’s security]

hahah yeah, that would be crazy…

Do you have any evidence that this person is incompetent at her profession? The bio also says she's a 22 year vet of the LAFD, and was previously Battalion Chief, Assistant Chief, Deputy Chief, and Chief Deputy. These cheap swipes based on identity traits are getting tiresome

to attack firefighters during the middle of a horrific inferno is just so incredibly low

genuinely I think the way that this app has handled the LA wildfires (rampant misinformation, the first 75 replies to every tweet being bots, shitty AI generated photos of the fire and “looting”) might be my last straw with this website. like this is so bad. wtf happened.