Me all of 2022

2021 was the biggest L for me, I ain’t letting that happen no more

When she said she prefers McDonald’s over In N Out

Fellas it’s time y’all get asked to be someone’s valentines

She really out here sending me good morning texts everyday

I’m so down bad I’m about to hop on Facebook dating

You give the best advice to your friends and not take it for yourself

If she ain’t down to watch Shrek with me I don’t want her

Don’t send me nudes, send me good news

Bro I deadass forgot April fools was today, people still be doing that??

Why do I stay getting these “shoot your shot” lives on tik tok, is God trynna tell me something??

Mfs In Austin don’t know how to drive, almost got hit 4x and it’s not even noon yet bro

I’d rather show you the results than describe to you the plan

So today is my dads birthday, right on 4/20, he was also born in the year 69’ lmao

Ain’t no way Suddenlink is trynna charge me $285 a month for 1GB internet and 2 Cable boxes🥴

Need a new barber

I know you don’t understand, but I hope you do later on

Thank you God 🙏