WikiHow: to RT multiple times.

//Y'ALL, IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS GAY SHITSHOW.

//I REFUTE THAT STATEMENT. 4:30 AM IS /DEFINITELY/ TOO EARLY.

"Where the frick is Naoya? I NEED MORE SHURIKEN TO THROW AT THESE LOUD-ASS GAY HAKATA IDIOTS."

"EXCUSE YOU? IF I WERE GAY, I WOULD TOTALLY BE A TOP!"

"I mean, shit-face samurai probably drinks ramen broth for breakfast... that isn't much better."

Sets a hand on ✧~{Kazuki Saitou}~✧'s shoulder. "From one pitcher to another, I'm gonna tell you right now: Just give it. You'll regret it later if you don't."

"I would suggest you go find a client who wants someone dead, but... you can't really do that stuff alone."

"IT MEANS THAT YOU CAN'T TAKE HIGH-PAYING JOBS WITHOUT SHIT-FACE SAMURAI AROUND TO BACK YOU UP."

BLARING "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR" AT MAX VOLUME.

"NAOYA ISN'T HERE TO MAKE ME BEHAVE RESPONSIBLY, SO YEAH."

"Naoya literally only has permission to an occasional hi-five." 🙃🙃🙃

"Decent afternoon, only to Naoya though... wherever the heck he is."