I’m genuinely convinced that with enough effort I could get just about any man to do just about anything I wanted

Back to black

why get a fish pedicure when I can collect all my foot obsessed freaks and stick them in one room to nibble, kiss, lick and suck all the dead skin off my feet

All the baddies that grew up listening to Ke$ha are now raging cunts

Thinking about how I manifested a life of getting easy money just because I have the utmost audacity. I fr was like “I can be one of those girls who gets sent money by being a blessing to this earth for merely existing”, and made it happen. Like I’m really Her™️!

It doesn’t surprise me that you simp for me. How could you ever resist when I look like this?

Posting throwback photos because I know it’s been a while since the timeline has seen me. Still can’t post anything current and new until my eyebrows are normal again though 😭

The first two subs to clear: 1) Sony XM4 Headphones and/or 2) Both gym bags + both protein powders from my wishlist get a Vanity a$$ in gym shorts exclusive, just like I used to post on the tl…

I chose “Lord” as my honorific because I express my dominance by instilling the fear of God in these simps. I’m an ethereal being, I don’t have to be outwardly scary or threatening to have grown men kneel to me. My existence is more than enough to get them to submit and obey.

someone send Alpha cash to thank Him for installing my bidet

Shoutout to the people who like my posts that are specifically marketed towards subs LMAO. Y’all are real for that 🥰

On your send, don’t even bother with your name. You don’t deserve the credit. Instead, replace it with what you’re sacrificing to send. Could be anything. Yearly vacation, good credit score, wife’s anniversary present, different cashmeet, new clothes, timely rent….

Senders who don’t take the opportunity to leave a funny copypasta in the notes of their wishlist site sends are fumbling big time. Imagine receiving a send notification, opening it, and seeing that the sender typed out the whole letter from Jersey Shore in the notes section 😭

sometimes I ask myself if I’m spending too much but then I snap out of it by reminding myself it’s already paid for or will be reimbursed by down bad men on the internet hahaha

Been extremely generous with content for holiday season but back to our regularly scheduled programming. Earn media for everyone by collectively sending or the desperate gooners can continue selfishly sending for content in private. Either way - my words will melt your brain.

𝓥𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂 ❤️‍🔥 Lmaoooo life is fun when you have mysterious sources of income

I just received Vegan Protein Powder - Chocolate Protein Powder, Organic Protein Powder, 22g Plant Based Protein & BCAAs, Probiotics & Digestive Enzymes - Garden of Life Protein Powder, Gluten & Lactose Free 1.5 LB - Chocolate - 20 Servings (Pack of 1) from atmjp via Throne.

Sub funded Opportunity #2 without reaching out!! He knows the true reward - having the pleasure of fulfilling my desires. Opportunity #1 still available! Don’t miss out!

Normalize subs joining the $1k club the same day they approach.

The epitome of perfection and flawless, aka Lord Papí. Every one should bow down on their knees at Lord Papí's Feet and pray & send to Her. She deserves every bit of luxury, lavish and perfect life every second of Her wonderful life. lord papí 🤠🦋 🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏻‍♂️