I can never find this exact cold medicine anymore but I want it on record that it was the greatest of all time

When all three of them are on your fantasy team 😍😍😍

One of my favorite Christmas traditions is forcing Brad to listen to the Bright Eyes Christmas album, which he absolutely hates 🎄❤️💚

normalize bed time roll

so if you care to find me!!!!!! look to the western new york sky!!!!!

We’ve evolved past the need for football. We’ve seen it all.

play of the year

PLEASE let Josh Allen kick an extra point just to make his stat line for tonight even crazier

Happy victory Monday !!!

Parkerhouse is literally the best Perry's flavor there is no competition

Jayden Reed tonight

not a destination city?

75% of my rides on guardians of the galaxy have been to conga

Going to retrofit my mediocre harry potter fanfiction into a USA Today Bestseller garbage romance novel

another trip to the big rat in the books

Ordered a rumpleminz shot and our waitress goes "are you sure it's a very strong shot" and I'm like do you know who I am

Jumping ship, please feel free to follow me on bluesky! bsky.app/profile/roobtr…

The child holding up the cup in the last picture is now my HUSBAND. That's how long it has been 😭

If anyone's wondering, our honeymoon has been a delight so far 💖💍🤍

"now that we've been in California for a bit and I know my way around, I think I'm going to be better at the LA course on Mario Kart" -Brad