Well, aren't you polite.— L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm51i5

Eat The Treat. — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm526k

I'll die, man.— L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm53h7

Potty Mouth. — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm53nd

%&$#! — L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm555k

Odd Midgardian Things. — @ThanksForTheLie Read: tl.gd/n_1sm56hb

The Things I Do To Prove I'm New. — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm576f

Wannabe H E R O

Shots in The Dark. — @ThanksForTheLie Read: tl.gd/n_1sm57bu

You sure should them. — L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm57j8

I Dink Dey Bwoke Meh Nose. — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm57pb

I tawt I taw a puddy tat.— L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm586h

Ahh Feelings! — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm58f4

"Before this day is over I'd like to wish my mother a happy Mother's Day. Even if she isn't my mother." "Happy not actually my mother day."

I am not blushing, you are. — L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm58r1

You Cute Midgardian You. — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm590e

So. Um. How's the next time? — L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm598b

This Will Not End Well. — Spark. Read: tl.gd/n_1sm59do

Is this one of those lifetime movie moments? — L Ø K I Read: tl.gd/n_1sm5i9p