Now why he gotta do my man Sanchez like that?!

Nah Space Jam was fire. Sorry homie.

This take is as tasteless as his food probably is

True sign that I’m old—I’m watching baseball. Voluntarily. And ... liking it.

Nah Space Jam 2 was dope lol

I don’t think we talk enough about John Cusack’s shoes in Con Air

Watching Conte start Davinson Sánchez against Liverpool:

I know I’m in a bad place when I start missing Carlos Queiroz.

Down so bad that I’m rewatching Colombia’s 5-0 win against Argentina in Buenos Aires from 1993, which coincidentally is also the last time Colombia scored a goal.

Please, Colombia, just fucking lose already and put me out of my misery.

Pensé que nunca podría perdonar a mi viejito pekerman por poner 3 mediocampistas de contención contra Inglaterra. Y ahorra este señor sale con estas guevonadas.

Colombia Iran 🤝 Losing 6-1 with Queiroz as coach

FIFA should take away those extra two stars from Uruguay’s crest just for insisting on playing such miserable soccer

Jesus Ferreira subbed out at half time. Another poor showing by a Colombian at a World Cup.

You know Conte is one of those coaches who irrationally hates the World Cup break, but having to start Davinson Sanchez for the next 3 games is really the kick in the nuts no man deserves

🎶 Alemania, Colombia es tu papá 🎶