Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent." My eyes teared up. He'll be 39 next week.

UNC is never getting invited to another party😭

they told me this would be a top five tv if you have the right cords and cables around it.

how it feels ragebaiting that one homie who’s easy to ragebait

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services You can rent it for $2.99 though

The Sopranos isn’t a comedy, but this is still one of the funniest scenes on TV.

Found this in my storage. They don’t make them like this no more 😢

Hang the Cloonee Franky b2b in the louvre

Hitting ts at the bartender after I tip them nothing

“It was actually Batista who tortured my dad”

6 years ago today (h/t Ballislife.com)

BREAKING: Americans are now taking more hardship withdrawals from their 401(k) retirement accounts than at any time in history.

Out here telling you to eat liver and one piece of broccoli while they spend $6.5 million on lobster tail and $15 million on ribeye steak.

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

Not Like Us Twitter is pissed smh

Niggas bout to pretend Kobe was all about efficiency lmao

God is great 🙏🏾

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