imagine you’re about to faint and this is the last thing you see….

Silly wooper animation

MOMMY? SORRY. MOMMY?

i’m the target audience

my cat watching me wake up past noon

Two male penguins, Scampi & Flounder, are raising a chick together at Chester Zoo in the UK.

can we have the option to remove ourselves from someone’s close friends list ._.

PLEASE, get comfortable with going to events, movies, concerts, coffee shops, museums by yourself so you don't miss out on life waiting on people

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

to wake up with flawless skin…. some of yall don’t even realise how privileged that is

i read latecomer as lobotomy

giving up on love

called an IT support guy at work to ask for help with an error I was having logged in. he started remotely controlling my laptop, and then just used my own laptop to start Googling the error messages

no one reacted to my joke in the work group chat. Should i kms?

soda pop?

ceo said i smell nice today and my colleagues started laughing. Then he said to my office “just a compliment ok unless gymbro here is fruity” 😀

i wear Le Labo The Noir 29 btw