You're going to make me lose my mind. . . 💢 ( deep breath taken, relax. . . ) . . . go back inside for the time being please, I'll go get you some breakfast.

Now, now. Take a seat and eat while it's still warm, you can worry about repayment later. I don't want to hear about it while your coat is hanging on for dear life. ( she'd point out, leaving the tray on the desk after cleaning it up a bit. )

There you go, thank you. See? It's not that hard to make progress with a little cooperation, not everything has to be headache inducing from the start! ( Now, she's taking a seat aswell on an empty chair. ) Tastes good?

E-excuse me? ( blink, blink. absolute shock. )

If that was an attempt at flirting, you really should stick to research.

Do you now? I think Im getting lost.

. . . Am I the favorite by default? 🤨

Just to clarify; If I hated you I wouldn't have brought you breakfast. Logical thinking, and all that. Secondly; you're not helping your case.

You don't have any other assistants, Dorothy.

. . . ( sigh. ) Finish your food and go to bed, I'll take care of your paperwork today.

Already thought of one?

Dorothy Franks, stop right there this instant. ( Drawing her arts unit, she points it at the Zalak. ) It's too early to be playing these kinds of pranks on me— ( she's definitely in a bit of a gay panic right now. )

I—Im. . . ( butter fingers, she's dropping the arts unit. ) that's /not/ what I meant.

That I won't accept /pranks/ this early. . . . You weren't serious about that, right? ( maybe some of Director Saria's density has rubbed off on the poor bird. )

. . . finish your food first, im not letting those pancakes go to waste.

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I didn't know we had Rhine Labs sponsored swuimsuits. . . Well, today's a good day as any to try it, right? It's Sunday, after all❗