Me when I get comfortable with anyone:

moisturiser, sunscreen, and cleanser just ran out at the same time

Cuando entras a un nuevo trabajo y escuchas a tu equipo diciendo que están hartos y que van a renunciar

it sucks how you only get sick days off work, you should get your best days off too. if i'm feeling awesome i don't want to ruin it by going to work

Me: “i’m going to be positive today at work” Also me: 5 minutes into my shift

i like routine….until i get rlly bored then i like the club & making bad decisions. until i get anxiety then i like routine.

There's no way whatsoever I'm working until 65. I don't even know if I'll make it to 5 p.m. today.

me in public my earphones

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing stay hydrated.

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

UK is so funny man See how the sun is making everyone happy 😂😂😂

gym friday

What a time to be alive. We are so BACK

Im glad to see London PR going up because the sun is out. This city is hands down the best city in Europe in summer .The only real contender is Barcelona because they have the beach.

Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person in history to run a marathon in under two hours in race conditions. He breaks the world record at the London Marathon, running the 26.2 miles in 1:59:30. 📸: Tom Jenkins/The Guardian

Y’ALL KEEP SAYING DRINK WATER FOR CLEAR SKIN BUT ALL I GET IS PEE!!

I still can’t believe people regularly film themselves in public like this 😭 wym you’re at a nice restaurant with a tripod and a ring light

Me at 29 years old still trying to find out what job I'll do when i grow up