This account is genuinely one of the quiet geniuses of our time

They really hate that hotel

Minnesota, a Protestant state: You can have 5mg gummies for $50 Michigan, a Catholic state: First time in? Here’s your free unicorn piss

One day the Jets will end their playoff drought and we all will feel like this. Good for the Sabres.

This what their logo use to look like before the redesign. Nothing but bangers.

Bring back bartering >>>>>>>

I dare Austin Reaves and Luka Doncic to have a stinker

This prolly how the Romans and Persian felt fighting for the 100th time

Seeing this for the first time in 15+ years actually did psychological damage to me, we’re getting so old man..

The concept of a door dash grandma should instantly turn any reasonable person into a socialist

We only got like 10 new sentences left

That time again where all of Texas comes together to support the Stars ⭐️💚

He said he’s from Suite Life but shit ain’t sweet

Teen Titans Battle Blitz (2003)

there's no fucking way dutch is a real language

today is 4/20

the world is cooked because why are we calling this “Wicked” instead of Cosmo and Wanda