That's mother... and so's that... and so's that... and so's that

Gossip buddy got taken off nights and moved onto days 😭😭

And on the day where I see Grindr on a colleagues phone

I thought it was illegal for a woman to drive a van, and this was based entirely on the fact I had just never seen a woman driving a van.

Found which one of you was putting fetish art on my timeline. Cleansed myself of you.

I’m so sorry America. At least he’ll probably be dead soon.

Add me on the card app! 6268165389709785

Some pretty good pulls, but I can only use on of them because I don’t have any of the Pokémon that evolve into them yet.

I’m a pro at flipping tails.

My opponent: *benches their EX Pokémon at 10hp* My humble Zebstrika: #PokemonTCGPocket

Shout out to this dumbass who just did ZERO damage in five turns and got bodied by a Spearow.

After 54 packs I’ve finally pulled a Misty to help me do this task, and after using her for an hour and a half, the coin toss has landed on tails first time every time.

Surely there’s gotta be a world record for the most tails flipped on a Misty in a row. 😭😭

She finally gave me ONE (1) energy and it was enough.

Okay what has changed with the Twitter app. It keeps pausing my music whenever I scroll past a video.

-open pocket tcg -play versus -lose starting flip -misty flips nothing -concede -close app Not playing that game when I’m going through a bad luck spell.

I’m just doing troll plays for fun now. Switched out several of their fully evolved cards with aerodactyl.

Pocket TCG is the perfect game. I love loading into a game and losing on the first turn because RNG gave my opponent 3 heads on a coin toss for their strong Pokémon, and gave me only 1 Pokémon.