Things you should never ask me: 1. Why I support Tottenham 2. What happened on 25th May 2012

this is the main reason most grad students don’t own cars and not a financial issue

Men🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣🤣 we are an interesting lot

hitting me up with “wyd” after 3yrs of no contact is diabolical

52 days until we continue the culling game. I’m seated.

“this level of genjutsu doesn’t work on me.”

wild take but fair.

Wait. I take it back.

this right here is how you write an essay. Clear, clean, and concise.

Come On You Spurs.

m’anum kraa ato

Ange would’ve had us hound and hassle this team. Now we’re just playing like scaredy cats.

Please get this gum-chewing clueless coach out of my team.

just took my chicken out of the freezer

I have this feeling that Barca is the Tottenham of all Bayern Munich

Barcelona losing a game but Frenkie de Jong has to meet his normal 450 touches per game

Does he know?

What sounds like a classic move but actually a rookie mistake?

Why does Pedro Porto keep passing back to Vicario?

Just sacrificed the Rooooook!