kaepernick gonna have a show about his younger life and since he was from turlock he bouts expose the whole 209 lmaooooo

fantasy football making nfl season more fun omggg

watching Harry Potter for the first time stay tuned

going in for an oil change and the mechanic telling you there’s other stuff wrong with your car is like going to the store for just deodorant and coming out with a cart full of stuff

a girl just wants to watch the titans vs colts game, literally can find very other game besides that one 😭😭

so now i have nfl Sunday ticket so I’m good now :)

bruh what is that ending in squid game SMMHH

everyone watching Venom vs me watching Venom

Blue hoody been WAITING to jaw somebody, lmao. Zero hesitation upon entering the fray 😭

Dune really Zendaya baited us broooooooo

I’ve been screaming for days 😂🤣💀

WOULD LITERALLY PAY ANYONE TO DO MY ESSAY RN LMAOOOO IM ABOUT TO BS THISS SMH

and then theres me pulling an all nighter for an essay ive procrastinated on :) <3

some champurrado would smack rn 😩😩

If Joe Staley or Frank Gore buy tickets and start giving them to fans, we will have to rename our Bay Area bridges in their honor.

chris evans as andy barber was really the daddy of all daddies

out of boredom I am using Twitter again 🤠