Playoffs are here! Good luck to all the teams out there. 🙌

Guys, it's 5 years, FIVE. I thought this account would last... 48 hrs? A week? But I'm still here - and it's ALL thanks to YOU! Hopefully I'm still making you laugh. I feel like we've been on a journey together. So, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU! Follow if you don't!

Browns v Jets getting ready for today’s contest. McNeil

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Underrated Movie Villain: Peter McCallister - Let’s his brother call Kevin a jerk without any repercussions. Zero backbone. - Forgot to close the garage. Car batteries are dead for sure. - When flight landed, couldn’t have cared less about forgetting Kevin. Just wanted to get

Underrated Movie Villain: Neil - Tells 8 year old Charlie there’s no Santa - Doubles down with a full presentation on how Santa isn’t real - He convinces Laura to get full custody of Charlie and prevent him from seeing his dad during the holidays. Scumbag move - Swore off Santa

🚨Hours after ICE murdered Renee Good, Border Patrol swarmed an Uber driver demanding ID: UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country? BP: You don’t have the same accent as me UD: You’re going by accents now? BP: Where were you born? UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups

It’s moot… but for the real football nerds out there: The proper move by BUF would’ve been kneel on 1st down.

We’re running a ladder! Pick #1 Rush Yds Josh Allen O 36.5

Pick #2 Rec Yards U 92.5 Jaxon Smith Njigba

The ladder died last night in The Australian open. Sebastian Korda tipped it. We ascend again today.

We climb a sturdier ladder today. Stroud O .5 INT + Drake May O 160.5 yards passing.

2nd leg of the ladder. Bet responsibly.

Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

Statement from Alex Pretti’s parents, Michael and Susan Pretti: “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex

If you're feeling frustrated, angry or powerless - Do this: Respectfully but firmly tell your representative, I sent you to Washington to represent me, uphold the American dream, law and order, and our rights. Don’t roll your eyes. Try it. The power is in your hands!

Is Will Campbell any good? I feel like I’ve seen him getting beat numerous times the last couple weeks

Back when I was in Congress, if then President Obama had uttered even just one of these sentences below, we Republicans would’ve screamed, impeachment proceedings would’ve begun, Republican voters would be out protesting with their “don’t tread on me” flags, Fox News would

The Browns Front Office after grading Todd Monken’s interview essay and personality test