“The Hillcrest Dining Hall is some of the best food in all of Hattiesburg! I love to eat there everyday with my friends!” - the resident pictured in this tweet gave this great review! Go check out the food at Hillcrest Residence Hall

When a head coach gets an offer for an assistant coaching position... Nobody: Doc Sadler:

Who said the following quote? "I don't want the responsibility, and everyday that it requires” - Doc Sadler after stepping down from USM basketball’s head coaching position, or - Every student ever after midterms?

BREAKING NEWS : All the members of The 1975 recently hospitalised due to severe back pains from carrying the weight of the entire Coachella festival on their backs

Breaking News: After seeing how well he has done with coaching the team for the spring game, Brett Favre has signed on as an assistant coach with a 1 year contract! We look forward to seeing how Brett will transform our offense in 2019!

BREAKING NEWS: According to rumors circulating, the first editor of The Student Printz was racist, citing the fact that he never appeared in “colored” photographs. Students are demanding that the name of the newspaper be changed because he thought of the name. @studentprintz

White House staffers when they realized that the details of what they told Robert Mueller would be in #MuellersReport

Apparently the guy with measles visited the Canes near USM. So I guess half of campus will have measles by the time we get back to school... wdam.com/2019/04/19/hea…

When Southern Miss Baseball makes less than 5 errors and wins the game!!!

We asked a mortgage lender to comment and they said,”I am not racist. I know tons of black homeowners! In fact, I just approved a black homeowner a few weeks ago!”

Social media users are talking so much about how Prince William allegedly cheated on Kate Middleton that they haven’t even noticed that Tupac was found alive after all of these years.

I’m not going to lie. I thought when the title said “Mississippi College”, it was talking about @GoChoctawsFB not all the different colleges in MS rssfeeds.hattiesburgamerican.com/~/601300530/0/…

I wish that I could make this headline up. I swear this is a real article. cbsnews.com/amp/news/whale…

With graduation approaching, we would like to extend an offer for anyone wishing to join our staff. If you are interested or know someone who is interested, DM this account. We would also like to give a s/o to our staff members who are graduating.

@MayorHalMarx @MayorHalMarx you are completely right. The state can’t do anything to fight against “the left” that has taken over our universities! The state legislature does not have the power to cut funding to schools and the governor (a position you ran for) can’t appoint the IHL members

Would you like to know the people who run this account? If this tweet gets liked only 10 times, I will reveal the executive editor of the best newspaper on USM’s campus...

The alligator reportedly had just gotten back from his high school prom... naplesnews.com/story/news/loc…