So glad I bought this baby before the RAM prices exploded.

He played the right music at the right moment

Ozempic? Try Marlboro. Prozac? Try Miller Lite. Adderall? Try White Monster. There is always a natural alternative to everything.

an old German joke: An eight-year old boy had never spoken a word. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said, “The soup is cold." His astonished mother exclaimed, “Son, I’ve waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you never said a

Meu deus que maravilha 3:30 da manhã estar dançando Strangelove num rolê nunca fui triste

My apologies r/Silksong I wasn't familiar with your game

A duck walked into a pub and ordered a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looked at him and said, “Hang on! You're a duck!” "I see your eyes are working,” replied the duck. "And you can talk!!” exclaimed the barman. "I see your ears are working, too.” said the duck.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to watch “Steel Ball Run” on Netflix. What are your thoughts on this?

tinha o cazuza

Todo print de conversa do Daniel Vorcaro com a mulher é basicamente isso

There's a black lotus that also casts ancestral recall and this guy put deflect with downside as the rare

New Jojo really starts out with a man who wants to touch another man's balls to the point where he will chase him on horseback all across the USA to see his balls. This really is the manliest show ever.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series theverge.com/report/901818/…

Dia 391 de querer montar uma casa de bet chamada "o meu também é Bet"

Toda vez que alguem canta Malandragem num karaoke um filhotinho morre

Caralho é incrível como 2 frases de uma música conseguem te jogar 20 anos pro passado e te relembrar do completo asco que você sente por alguém