#factoftheday When I first learned of plate tectonics, my only thoughts were: "Yes, I too would like to sublimate into the Earth's mantle. Sign me up." #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=OzWfTd…

#factoftheday How is this man's beard so good?? HOW? #songoftheday youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gd…

#factoftheday I like when the uber feminists have busts of powerful women in their interview shots, and then I spot Dido of Carthage. A woman who (justifiably) leapt to her death over a man. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=wyK7Yu…

#FactOfTheDay Some albums have one or two great tracks and then filler. This album is straight up packed to the eyeballs with crippled bangers. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=AQ74x1…

#factoftheday Oh man. Never have I felt a song so deeply in my bone marrow that I needed a transplant. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=rdc2vz…

Been a while, bois. #factoftheday SLAM. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=kXYq6M…

#factoftheday Found the aesthetic for my next house party. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=PjCsSR…

#FactoftheDay Open wide the gates of hell—your prodigal son has returned.

Who remembers?

Read this and then read it again slowly

#FactoftheDay When you downtune an 8 string, you temporarily glitch outside of God's view and thereby exist solely inside Sisyphus's boulder. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=XxDQdr…

Oh man, I had forgotten about this Urban Meyer gem…

#factoftheday If I ever wear a jacket over a hoodie, just slap me to death. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=G2fOum…

Seriously. Does anyone know what is going on? Has this ever happened?

remember I wrote a book? Rare Bird have just re-released it on PAPERBACK! so order a copy today so people think you read, but don’t waste your time reading. who reads? you can listen to the audiobook that i recorded while eating Chili's Grill & Bar amzn.to/2YFsEi7 Nekrogoblikon

#factoftheday Thrash metal, discovered in a dank British cave covered in toast and beans in 1709, is very good, both morally and objectively. #songoftheday youtube.com/watch?v=TVid_f…

#factoftheday Worm Shepherd is just the best. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=xBbUWR…

#factoftheday Nearly naked theatrical vampire themed metal needs to come to a city near me. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=r2whvq…

#factoftheday Mariah Carey plays the industrial drums in Slipknot. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=47Zo_n…

I've been slacking lately. Here's your: #factoftheday I cannot wait for oldies stations in 20 years to play bangers like this. #SongOfTheDay youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQ0Q…