Jax is SO CLOSE to perfecting the idle stance timing. x.com/noobde/status/…

Terrible day for Britain. Great day for Twitter though. So, every cloud.

Yes, spellcheck. Good catch.

That was fast. x.com/ChuckTingle/st…

@_anthonyburch Bin Laden talked of exploitation at the hand of Western economies. Not sure about IS.

Really doubted my civics knowledge seeing "Tammy Baldwin - Missouri" at the DNC.

@Tony__Thompson vicky "comfortably sleeps 5-6" KEEP EM COMING

i never been madder at a vine's low view count. x.com/LaNegraMimosa/…

About to do 10 minutes stand up at Burning Man tonight.

Scanner: "Subject vomiting, blocking traffic outside Olive Garden" #beenthere

.KCMO Public Library statement on 1st Amendment infringement at May 9th Dennis Ross event. Attendee, staff arrested after question.

Will Congress members sign a #vapelyfe pledge? x.com/GroverNorquist…

Playing pool with my holograms. Nothing to see here. StoryUP Studios The Evoke Group

This is inappropriate for a newsroom on #ElectionNight

I hope this was cathartic. x.com/nick_ramsey/st…

Yule Greeters on the Plaza. Free toys for kids, clementines for everyone else.

This Chinese bar is REALLY UPSET about the missile defense system in S. Korea. youtu.be/Ykq8xQAKHCg

Jordan's King Abdullah, Huge Trekkie bit.ly/2nY2CQM