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A snippet of the action from Hampden tonight. X #SCOGEO

57,000 currently ahead of me in queue for #nfllondon tickets and already Viagogo has a presence in over half the stadium with tickets 3 times face value. Go fuck yourselves. X

Arctic Monkeys are slaying it at #glastonbury for 2 reasons: 1: Alex is rocking my hairdo post pandemic just before the hairdressers opened back up. 2: The music is really fucking good. PS. the duration between Please Please Me and Sgt Pepper was 4 years. Bands evolve. X

Everyone on Twitter totally fucked trying to poke a single hole in this #EltonJohn masterclass at Glastonbury Festival Rocket Man. X

Morons totally ensuring the flick does banging business, helping cinemas who’ve been through a shit time of late. Lovely stuff. X “Barbie’s feminist themes have incurred the wrath of conservative commentators such as Ben Shapiro, who burned Barbie dolls in a YouTube video”

Desert island Breville toastie. Cheese, ham and beans. X

"i never had any friends later on like the ones i had when i was twelve. jesus, does anyone?" STAND BY ME was released 37 years ago today.

Never knew Burns came from Sunderland, James O'Brien Every day’s a school day!

To post on Twitter is to tweet. To post on X is to ……. X

Dear the last 3 decades, where is the Scotland football team and what have you done with them. Bring on the England. #SCOCYP

Foaming mouthed flag shaggers raging at the sight of flags. Man alive 😂😂😂😂😂 X

In the UK in 2023 the end of the rainbow is just right of Aldi and Poundland. X #rightnow

After the end of what’s been a shitty week for me (RIP bro) it was brilliant to hear ⁦⁦James O'Brien⁩ talk about his new book “How They Broke Britain” Thanks for engaging in my ale fuelled reprising of our discussion on referee hair length, James. Buy the book folks. X

Watching #colts v #patriots in Germany. #nfl

After his touching tribute to Frank Beckenbauer goes viral,  Joey Barton questions how many women would be able to name other legendary players like John Cruyff, Robert Baggio and Derek Maradona

Just tuned into the amazing English Teacher at the Mash House in Edinburgh. Fucking check them out, immediately. X

General election statement happening now being drowned out by a genius with a boombox. Things can only get better! 😀 X #generalelection

All this bizarre stunning #ClosingCeremony stuff better not be leading up to a fucking Coldplay performance. X