me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

Salsa culichi has me by my culichi

Just sent someone a voice message and it genuinely sounded like this when I played it back

Yuck

I hate whiny men, like shut up

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

I need a flip phone ASAPPPPPP

Im tired of mindlessly switching thru apps like its my job

“I’m overworked and underpaid” Me at work :

cuando el conductor de uber solo te saluda y luego te lleva a tu destino sin charlas

Wait i kinda regret being a bitter bitch🤣

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

Is it possible to get a penpal from overseas

cuando alguien me está insultando pero no puedo intervenir porque eso subiría mi cortisol

my weed too strong I’d fuck around n start getting scared

Ignorant people are so draining

Cant wait to roll to the xx

Being surface level is cool til u really wana talk to someone tht isnt ur s/o

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

Filler only looks good in pics and crazy irl 😳