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Strzyga

@strzyaga

Mother. Nerd. Animal lover and theropod enthusiast. ER/ICU nurse. Easily bored and petty AF.

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calendar_today13-07-2016 18:09:34

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"And lastly, who ever is putting FAKE 'eject buttons' on the patients beds, please stop... its... *sigh*... unprofessional." Me:

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Your only experience in healthcare was in the lab and now you're trying to tell nurses how to do their jobs? Lol get the fuck out of my patients room.

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Rude of my ancestors to survive starvation. I could have just *not existed* but now im stuck with this damn cellulite

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Please somebody explain to me WHY a neurologist walked by three clearly unoccupied computers at the nurses station and then planted herself at MY CLEARLY VERY ESTABLISHED SPOT. FUCKIN. WHY.

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HAI people: DO NOT EAT AT THE NURSES STATION. If you do, you will be disciplined. My unit: we have 6 nurses for 18 ICU patients. A SAFE nurse to ICU pt ratio is 1:2. What's the alternative to eating at the nurses station when staffing is this bad? I guess filter feeding?

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If I seem bitchy, its because Im on hour 8/14 of my computer based learning requirements for work and only about 50% of it actually applies to MY job.

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I am not a monitor tech. We do not use monitor techs in the ICU. Please, somebody explain to me why I had to spend 20 minutes (I'll never get back) digging through monitor tech alarm /communication policy to pass a computer based learning module as an RN in the ICU.

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If you're a patient who tries to hit me in the face, I am done giving a shit about you. I am the only person *in this entire facility* who cares about my own mental health so if you intentionally try to hurt me, I am done with you. Period.

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My boss: "You wanna do charge? You showed quite a bit of leadership in that code..." Me: "... NO THAT WASN'T ON PURPOSE"

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I see now that I have been foolishly operating under the assumption that this village only had one idiot... How wrong i was.

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PSA: If you have to go to the hospital, remember to bring your charger AND brick. No,we dont have a "unit charger," no, you cannot use mine (learned that lesson already) and no, I do not have the time to "ask around" for you. We're understaffed and have to prioritize other things