Whenever a pedestrian jaywalks in front of my car, they are a reckless lunatic looking to die. But when I’m the pedestrian jaywalking in front of someone else’s car it’s because Hahahahaha walkers rule cars drool + it’s not even that serious + oh don’t piss me off

I hate when you go to other states and the locals be like “we don’t go there, that’s for tourists”. Well yea. That’s wtf I am…. A tourist. 😂

“ block me = i own you “ Son😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

partying it up in the sludge

what the fuck is going on with my timeline right now

Blood cells watching when u remove the crust from the wound they fought hard to build.

So, I don’t come here that often… but if my ex commented on my not-so-good performance, honestly idk how to feel about that 🧍🏻

All those people ..dead in an instant. I just pray they didn’t experience any pain or fear.

Never in a million years would I download Elon Musk's twitter to my laptop. Are you out of your mind

Lent is so unserious. In the parish I was raised in we would all meet at Pizza Hut on Fridays since we were "fasting" and couldn't eat meat LOL. Our asses were NOT fasting

in my fat ass dictatorship these desks are getting banned from every college in the country idc

I hate myself when I’m writing messages to group partners. So many !!! And :) and heyyy

I’m surprised there’s no “Robert Pattinson shatters gender norms🤩🤩🤩” head line like every other time I’ve seen a straight male celebrity do an ugly ass photo shoot like this 😭