i might not live long enough to have a healthy relationship with my parents but at least i can bond with my brother after years of not talking over family trauma reels

i am one heartbreak away from being a gymcel ; who wants to take one for the team

i would let a good rajma chawal fuck me in the ass rn

just realized that this valentines day will be the first valentines day im single for in like 9 years

what do single guys do on valentines day is there a male equivalent of galentines

found out my dadu is apparently great friends with jackie shroff lol im a generational bhidu

as a result of this i became insanely good at dti and skribbl lol havent come anything but first

unfortunately i realized i was bisexual before i found out that most other men dont wash up after they pee

yes you can have my body but dont for a second think you can play imessage games or sleep otp w me ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

Niggas be missing out on cool homegirls being too horny

got called a slut for having a rack with colour coded face, body, and hand towels in my bathroom

i really like burning hot showers so when i was redesigning my bathroom i built a heated vanity mirror so it doesnt fog up and i can do my skincare and shave nicely after a shower

me and my cotton candy rolling papers against the world

went 2 da beach

the issue with never thinking id make it to adulthood is that i never prepared myself for making decisions like what to eat for dinner everyday

adult male strength really does kick in on just a random friday bro im looking JACKED

sitting in da flight

FINALLY GETTING PAID AFTER WEEKS LETS GOOOO

the word baddie is so annoying, not because of the term or anything i just dont like the way it looks visually

is she flirting with me or is she just gay