I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

C'est avec tristesse que nous avons appris le décès de Norm Macdonald, légende canadienne d'humour et grand partisan des Canadiens. We're saddened to learn of the passing of Canadian comedy legend and longtime Habs fan Norm Macdonald. Rest in peace Norm.

I know they're marionnettes and all, but Lady Penelope is not bad. #thunderbirds

Worst thing about being an adult is that while you CAN just shit yourself to escape a situation you don't want to be in, no one else will clean it up for you and everyone will think you're a weirdo.

Treat yourself to Bob Saget's version of The Aristocrats. Such a cool soul. #RIPBobSaget

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Hi Disney Star Wars here is a billion dollar idea: Lightsaber Fleshlights™ I accept modest royalties.

For sale: Titanic on VHS. Tape 1 significantly more worn out than Tape 2.

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ONCE AND FOR ALL GO FUCK YOURSELF

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3 on 3 in a gold medal game is blasphemy #CANvsUSA

23rd Century Scientist: We're sending you to 1889 to kill baby Hitler. Four words: Stick. To. The. Mission. Henry Ford: Yes, sir.