If you played this game as a kid you’re a sapiosexual now

sorry but poorly executed Kurt Cobain A.I. deepfake with heavy accent livestreaming on TikTok & talking about how much he loves his iPhone in heaven is an extremely good bit. hats off 🫡

Whoopee cushions should smell like shit

Just read the news and learned that British people are disgusting wankers

I’m just like Pedro pascal anytime im anxious i need to suffocate myself with the giant breasts of a beautiful woman

Hawk tuah on that election. Spit on that democracy

I want a girl with a Cyber Dump Truck Ass…weird and angular makes me ill

A vape that lets you hit 5 seconds of Newsroom by Aaron Sorkin at a time

i need ella emhoff so bad

*Me, a cool teacher sitting backwards in my chair teaching Vietnamese students* You know a bánh mì is basically a hoagie😎

i really don't like the dead-eyed Italian father and son i really don't like them

Every time im sucking on titties i think about neutral milk hotel “how strange it is to be anything at all”

Vietnamese people love Lotso, the villain from Toy Story 3, and Tom and Jerry getting along

it’s called “Pussy” now

this neil gaiman thing is yet another win for the never read a book ever crew :)

Nurse jackie and Dr. House keep tryna give me fent

Virginia Foxx Elon Musk Sleek. Curvy. Sexy. I’d do anything to get in and never get out. Even if it died on me in a year or two. The Tesla ain’t half-bad either.

This was Roseanne if u were working class and a super genius like me (advanced math group in 3rd grade)

Call that shit a film set the way ur the best boy with a grip

This but 40 Vietnamese people and 5 of my best friends