Wow caleb Williams!!

1 year❤️ She just kinda snapped at me and now I’m pouting

ARE THE BEARS THE BEST TEAM IN FOOTBALL???

Cant get over it. Caleb’s ascension. Jahdae jubi slide. DJ revenge. Cheese grater hat. Good better best video. Kissing Matt on the cheek. Kissing some pregnant lady’s belly. Unforgettable game unforgettable season

This is embarrassing to say for a number of reasons, but Family Matters is objectively so much better than Not Like Us. Slow day at work

“Nobody is talking about the 49ers this season” - literally everybody

The person who named the fireplace was just fucken sick of naming things

Going to clear this up now. The rumors about Slow Stroke and his Jersey Queen breaking up are true. The rumors about Slow Stroke and Alix Earle are ABSOLUTELY NOT true. Please stop trying to create false narratives

The gayest thing a man can possibly do is have a girlfriend, and ive literally always said that

Me when I guess which gym locker is mine on the first try and it unlocks without me having to try my passcode on 11 lockers

Apartment looking spotless this anxiety stuff really works

I’m the John cena of schmoozing hotel concierges into room upgrades

Rooting for Miami because I watched the longest yard on the plane last night (top 5 movie) and wanna see Deacon Moss bring out the belt

I’m BAREFOOT AT SQUARE GROUPER ALERT

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

I like to tell people this is my favorite building in Chicago because a woman designed it✊

Get Fred Warner off the screen my girl watchin

The owner of this account is drinking a Bahama Mama on the beach and listening to Caribbean reggae pop fusion on the cusp of a tan that will set the Chicagoland back 3 generations🚨