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@stringtheorles

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calendar_today06-08-2021 20:05:57

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[Squinting.] Whatever happened to team spirit and invoking a sense of camaraderie? We should be building each other up, not tearing each other down.

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I—am choosing to take that as a compliment. The peace and quiet’s nice, but someone’s gotta liven up the place a little. Might as well do my part.

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We totally do, Malia. [He’s looking at her VERY expectantly.] I had to get your robe dry cleaned, remember? Once you get it back, you’ll be nice and TOASTY.

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What? You love robes and think they’re toasty. [With emphasis and an increasingly desperate look,] TAH-OHS-TEE. [The code word, Malia! We’ve talked about this.]

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I’ll take a maybe. [making a face, scrunched nose and all] That—sounds about right, from what I can remember. Wow. Guess I needed some sleep. Anything I missed besides fresh coffee?

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Dad helped you finish off the rest of the Toaster Strudels? No wonder he didn’t come barging into my room after you couldn’t get me up. Okay, well. Looks like I have a quick run to make to the store. You don’t have any plans, do you?