Parents be saying “you need to be more like your friend” hell nah im not repeating high school

Went to McDonalds and ask the cashier why they put cheese on my cheeseburger

5’4 mfs talking bout “my life a movie” yea a bugs life

The three little pigs and the big bad wolf book need to be updated them pigs need glocks

I asked bro to spell orange he said “the fruit or the color?”

Unemployed mfs be like “IT’S FRIDAY” tf u excited about

worst fear is getting caught stuttering when you’re winning an argument

The most dangerous game to play is resting your eyes in the morning after shutting off your alarm

I be wondering why do mfs run so fcking slow in horror movies

Unknown rappers be like “y’all already know who this is” who tf is you lil bro

imagine its career day at school and someones mom says she does OF

People that don’t brush their teeth already got gold grills

Saw a dude with a big ahh head and told him “you’re is thinking too much”

I fell asleep

I don’t even have a sleep schedule no more i just be existing

I didn’t like crust on my bread

British ppl be talkin in s3x like “mmm splendid indeed scrumptious carry on”

It could be 100 degrees outside and mfs will still wear all black

Being nice to that one girl is boring I wanna be chokeslammed