Twitch twitch. ...She's hard for no reason.

It's hot and Uni is sweaty. Somebody give her directions to R-18 Island so she can swim naked.

Uni denies all rumors of having a dungeon hidden behind her closet.

Uni denies all accusations of cumming on Noire merch.

...Uni denies zero accusations of funding 'Lastation Lactation' brand milk.

She kind of wants to be strapped to the underside of Noire's desk for... Reasons.

Uni has outlawed emojis.

Uni likes the sound of being sucked off while she plays video games.

Note: If Uni is strapped under a desk and having her throat used as a cocksleeve for too long, she will cum and make a mess under said desk.

Anyway, Uni is also up for having somebody strapped under her desk.

Uni's tempted to shove the biggest dildo in Lastation up her ass and ride it while jerking off.

...Totally wants to rub her dick against somebody else's. Whether it's just for fun or for them to taunt her doesn't matter.

Kind of wants to watch the entire population of Lastation fuck Noire.

"...This is why there's still a warrant out for your arrest." Note: The proper term in Lastation'd.

For once, Uni's not erect. She still wants to spend time with Noire, though.

//I know nothing about current Yugioh stuff, but I totally know the stupid ass techniques I tried in the 5Ds DS game.

Uni just heard that a Noire likes snuff. Uni's degenerate mood has amplified.

I can't get the life choked out of me without getting closer.

Don't look at me like that.

Uni should have grown twintails for Noire to strangle her with. In related news, Uni is so eager to be dominated that her dick reverted into a pussy. Don't question how. Coding is just wild like that.