Good morning my friend! Today is the start of something great, I can feel if!

Hear me out. A show about how one man saves the PHP community from despair and destruction starring Pedro Pascal as Taylor Otwell. #theArtisan

Looks like an Ok Go video

Told my kid that the word 'toilet' came from the combination of 'toil' meaning work and suffix '-ette' meaning small. 🚽 💩 😂

Adulthood has not been the free-wheeling good time I imagined it would be.

Reading "The Fourth Turning" by Strauss and Neil Howe. Helps to explain some things.

I'm excited to be planning my annual "Hike the Parks" route for this year. I'll be turning 50 this year and will be doing a one day, 50k walk, touring each of the 21 parks within the city. RI Parks & Rec #hiketheparks

Hey, Dennis Kirk, thanks for the great customer service getting me the parts I need.

motorcycle is torn apart, but don’t have the right tool to fish the job. tomorrow looks to be gorgeous. figures

Cleaned the deck today. And then it hit: the male urge to power wash all the things.

I'd like to propose the idea of the verbal Oxford comma. Perhaps a guttural sound, such as Heth (ח)

The story of the first Thanksgiving, told entirely historically accurately with GIFs from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A thread.

what’s your hometown known for in a gif?

Out for coffee yesterday and "Last Christmas" was playing in the restroom. I thought I'd lost #Whamageddon for the year. But the official rules state that the games begin on December 1st. 😌

Heading out to go under the needle. 👺 #notTheJab

Be careful out there, fellas 😂😂

Today is the day I become old; my son is a teenager

It’s a me ….. :

Trying to choose a movie for movie night and increasingly convinced that none of the kids movies from my early childhood are kid friendly.