"Says the artifact who can't accept his seven lives have run out and this final gasp will be a dead cat's jump."

⊱ ──── ஓ๑ ✠ ๑ஓ ──── ⊰ ⠀⠀⠀⠀#TourneyOfFlowers Come one, come all to the annual Tourney of Flowers, sponsored by Her Illustrious Highness, Duchess Anna Henrietta! Enjoy games, food, and competition! ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Information Below ⊱ ──── ஓ๑ ✠ ๑ஓ ──── ⊰

⊱ ──── ஓ๑ ✠ ๑ஓ ──── ⊰ Please DM myself or ⌜ ❦ : 𝑹 𝒚 𝒄 𝒌 ⌟ to participate in the main events, to have a booth on the grounds, or with any questions. RT this thread in order to spread the word! We look forward to a wonderful weekend! ⊱ ──── ஓ๑ ✠ ๑ஓ ──── ⊰

The old, wizened sorcerer looks around the fairgrounds of the #TourneyOfFlowers with kindly glances towards the various maidens and gentlemen and knights arranging themselves.

|🍷| - The #TourneyOfFlowers Joust is open to all warrior types, not just knights! Witchers, mercenaries, reavers, even common fighters and fencers are free to join!

"Well hello there, *young* lady," The seemingly doddering old man, hands behind his back approached the stand with a kindly, bearded smile, looking Melysandrae up and down. "How much for a crown of your *lovely* flowers, hmmmmm?" #TourneyOfFlowers

"So many *lovely* women here in Toussaint, don't you think?"

"Ohohoho, quite the entrepeneur. I can appreciate that," Stregobor replied, reaching into his robes to produce the coin required. "Pleasure to do business, young lady."

"Ah, yes, excellent, excellent," he said, absently acknowledging all of her good deeds and all that. "Can't forget about the children," he said, clearly subconsciously now more than anything as he trails off.

"Aah, imagine the odds of us running into each other at the #TourneyOfFlowers of all places? What a delightful coincidence of our circumstances."

What utter nonsense. No monster by that description exists. Peasants always embellish their encounters grotesquely.

Why, of course I could find out what this monster truly is, but I have nothing to go on and neither is it my concern. What am I, a glorified librarian?

"A few facts about autism for #autismacceptancemonth. "Nonspeakers are valid. Functioning labels are not. Aspie supremacists don't speak for anyone except themselves.

|| Can't wait to use this in-character some day Either way, I've just been given a job offer at a company that is awesome and way busy. I will probably not be active here for a while yet. Some day, some day.

|| I post a meme and I vanish. Avallac'h the incelf

The kindly, wizened wizard steps into the room. With his fingers cradled wisely, he pronounces, "Fuck the elves." And then he parts back out again.

"What? No, I'm keeping it thank you. You don't need it, clearly."