Charli xcx? More like Charli xc wow this lady loves sex! 😂😂😂 Just playing guys, have a great weekend.

Ex gf changed her hbo max password

They are doing this to me tomorrow

Head to Iran! Don’t worry guys I’m going to figure all this stuff out.

In Baghdad! Just a short flight over to Iran. I’ll let you guys know when it’s done.

Is this guy gay or does he just want to be really really bad

If you don’t realize this is fake you shouldn’t be able to vote

Touching bag in the dollar general bathroom

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doin pretty good

Apparently it’s a fucking war crime to whisper to the bag in an Applebees bathroom ??

Happy summer!! Going to Iraq Israel and Iran in the next couple weeks!! They are calling it the 3 I vacation!! It’s gorgeous this time of year!! Summer 2025!!

This Dairy Queen chicken strip basket was promised to me by god 3000 years ago. Therefore, I will not be paying today.

Throwing up after eating pussy because I’m faded

I used the new ranch from chipotle to jack off and now I have a bad rash

I’m so fucked up I can’t believe I didn’t text my ex

Is your love my drug? No thanks just bag and beers for me

9 hours of sleep in the last 4 days im fucking locked in

Applebees and a girl on birth control >>

Is both an ok answer

Unfortunately ladies feel this way ab me