Nothing more pussy than someone that won’t follow u back just cos they have some sort of “loyalty” to ur ex…. Keep licking his ass boo, don’t come crying when u catch E-coli 🤣💩

🎈My Birthday Thursday 🎈

I have 6 babies coming tomorrow, meant to be 9 but 3 are molting so can’t be sent to me Just yet

Still stunning 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m 45 today! 🎉🎂🎁🎈🥳 xx

Waiting on 7 spiders this week. 4 jumpers and 3 velvets (gandananemos)

Omfg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 **catches breath** SMH 👎🏻

“Is it safe to come out yet?”

Please don’t make anymore “music” Please don’t make anymore “music” Please don’t make anymore “music” 👂🏻 🩸 👂🏻 🩸 👂🏻 🩸 👂🏻 🩸 👂🏻

Pumpkin just about sums it up! 😂😂😂

Pigeons are notoriously bad at building nests compared to other birds.

Period Pains 🩸 😩😭😬🤣😢😍

Hornier than ever when on the Blob! So annoying

The day they blocked the porn…. 😭😭😭 Such a faff about now with the face I.d things n some not working grrrrr! Oh well, managed to get some xxx and a few tickles in 🤣🤣🤣

Yep… but these ppl do get theirs in the end, and seen for who they are-fake af and flakey!

Really fancy some battered sausages chips, pea fritter n curry sauce