Winter in Canada is fucked up man the sun came out and it feels like I just won the lottery

actual tears happening rn

thats my wife!!

people hurtin people dyin jerma vinny northernlion

i’m running over animals that you’ve never even heard of this christmas eve

i feel like a white dog with shit in its eyes

freakin love animal kingdom

rubbing peanut butter all over my fat stomach at best buy

first time in florida for NYE this place sounds like a fucking warzone 😭

reading Ripley’s Believe it or Not on the train and shaking my head the whole time so they know I don’t

the US military is evil but I will always respect my grandfather for his service in WWII

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on

how I feel annoying the fuck out of the same 3 people everyday

i love that part of every flight when the entire plane starts to smell like piss and shit ❤️ thank you westjet ❤️😇🥳

Ok sorry #Sorrytwt

The vice president keeps getting ratiod by a guy that eats pants

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

me today when it’s my birthday and uhhh

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared