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How are we doing on breadsticks over here

Congrats Messi

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

white ppl snapped when they said “I don’t give a rat’s ass”

“taylor swift and joe alwyn have brok-”

jackson mahomes trying to scale his way into kelce’s suite to do a tiktok with taylor

Rest easy, Matthew Perry.

the tortured poet in question:

day drinking and friendship are gonna be huge this spring

snl writers room rn

If you believe God intervened to save former President Trump, but didn’t intervene to save the kids in Uvalde or Parkland or Santa Fe or Sandy Hook, then you are worshipping partisan politics, not Jesus.

type shit

Greatest country in the world?? Why is every woman I know crying on the way to work today???

protesting is cool

I want to live in a country where using Spanish in a 15-minute halftime performance doesn't cause more outrage than men r*ping children for decades.