Listen here digital circus fans! I'm gonna pour hot liquid lead on your skulls and you're not even gonna scream. You're gonna THANK ME and ask for MORE!

i would sell a kidney to see the battle of PA in person

Blaming wildlife for consuming food and not the fleets of mega trawlers that are catching metric tons of bycatch and causing widespread destruction to fisheries, salmon included. I know what you are.

literally the jays roster right now

Wait, wait ! Florence chose a smaller venue in another state and it’s making y’all re-buy tickets instead of keeping the same venue, same tickets and moving the date and y’all are mad at the hockey team?

"bandwagoning" but it's just rooting for whichever team has more gay allegations

I love to cuss. Sorry. And I have a very large and expansive vocabulary but I will still choose to use cuss words. I don’t really care.

i mean yeah sure but littering IS fucking gross. i’m getting real tired of everyone acting like they can’t possibly do one tiny thing to improve their lives just because corporations are bad. like just stop littering. throw your shit away. that’s not controversial.

Sidney Crosby when he watches Gritty eat a living penguin in front of him

fuck it ernie and davis in tomodachi life

lmfao OF COURSE kids might bother you! they scream and yell and run around - they're KIDS! just because human children sometimes make noise doesn't mean dogs have the right to be everywhere kids are! especially when no one fucking trains their dogs anymore!

embellishment gotta be the goofiest penalty of all time. 2 minutes because you pretended to be a bitch baby and you did it badly.

dare i say i want flyers to go on so i can see more of gritty

i swear we have the same tweet pop up every few weeks, DO NOT DONATE BLOOD IF UR MALNOURISHED

are we kidding

Very concerning that Tennessee police have nothing better to do than hand-deliver flowers to a woman who placed 5th in a swimming competition. Great reason why police departments need to be reformed.