“... so, he’s all acting like I should suck his dick and he’s not even paying me for it.”

“Take your big panties and get out!”

“He had to downgrade his car, he’s driving a Jag.”

“I think I’m drunk. Everything’s upside down, 6’s are looking like 9’s.”

EARLY MORNING FIRE in Hermosa Beach displaces 6 people. Police detained a person of interest after seeing him run from the structure engulfed in flames. The structure was a house under construction. FOX 11 Los Angeles Good Day LA

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“You just had a 5 hour energy.” “Yeah, but I was already 4 hours tired.”

“Aww I used the wrong card!” “It’s 32 miles, you could fly to Burbank”

“Does she have an Adam’s apple? Because I think she likes me.”

“Are you hungover?” “Nah, I’m still drunk.”

Hermosa on lockdown...

“I just saw a guy walking down the street wearing a kimono. This ain’t Burning Man, douchebag.”

“When they get divorced, eventually, maybe he’ll be my friend again...”

“She ate so many french fries I thought she was gonna poop a fingerling potato.” - talking about a chihuahua

“She’s the girl who got arrested for identity theft in Kauai.”

Order takeout from your favorite local restaurants while you still can...

“Yeah, ‘stay safe’ is the new ‘goodbye.’”

Attention Manhattan Beach. Do you know anybody in the community affected by the Covid situation who needs someone to shop for them? These local students have organized a service to help out. Amazing, please check it out. Request help, volunteer, or donate.groceriesforgood.com

“I feel like James Van Der Beek is the ugly Ryan Reynolds.”