“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me

🚨But it was your fucking idea 🤨

I think he’s a cunt.

Hello hi, don’t invite me anywhere until 2026. The money is finished. Regards.

WHY ARE WE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT TOILETS FUCK MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEE THERE ARE VIOLENT RACISTS ROAMING THE STREETS, THERES A GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE, NO ONE HAS ANY CUNTING MONEY, WHYYYYYY IS IT ALWAYS TOILETS

Now THIS is the kind of #London Street Art I can fully support ...

Nice to see Charlie properly preparing for the visit by Rapist & Paedophile, #Trump ...

Good Fuck off.

Happy birthday to my phoebe. Love you forever and a day Phoebs 💜

ILYA ROZANOV SUPREMACY

how i’m listening to aperture

the kids on the internet can call me old but i saw all five members of one direction and 5sos as openers for 50 quid

put this in the NHS vaccination leaflet immediately

do not bring that shit up north i swear to god

Me: “I should have about $200 left” Bank balance: $2.13 Me:

When that summer breeze on a random day in march hits you and you know that better days are ahead.