Make politicians afraid of violating people’s human rights If we have no quality of life, neither will they

Pay us enough to live.

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

God forbid a white boy get a little motion

Love this genre of SpongeBob hopecore memes. He would absolutely say this

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

The little 30 year old that could

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

computa make it stop

we don’t talk about how hard it is to choose a favorite animal. there are so many good animals. i have to consider their merits

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

i think i ate mold and it tastes Bad

gonna call in sick to work via instagram story the same way artists do when they cancel their shows

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

sitting up straight, no elbows on the table, what good manners

i can’t tell you how long i’ve been waiting to hear these words. thank you

im like if a missing person was literally there

Does anyone want to pay my beautiful rent

are jobs reading my cover letters? i’m truly doing my best to explain how my skills align with their position

Your honor please man