Not since the COK 2010 enactment has a re-election of an incumbent been so certain. And not because of the qualities of the incumbent, but the ineptitude of the opposition

Jason Statham never has to prepare for a movie role.. mf don’t even need to look at the script. Just let him know if he saving a woman or a kid… he know what to do

Be picky! whatever you want, exists

unbeknownst to u but beknownst to me

I'm quite obsessed with ease. I don't like difficult people, difficult things and difficult situations. I just want ease. ✌

Faithful sweet women tuko endangered

post-yap clarity is real.

Adulting is basically just saying “after this week things will calm down” every single week. 🫠

Hold up... Titties ndio Burukanga!? And I've been obliviously Burukangaing?!! Yikes.

Last day of training this group, and they decided to make it about me. 😭. Nilitoka nje kiasi for composure before resuming the session.

"People you may know" and it's that one stalker from reddit 😆 (hey boo).

Sitting on a face would be so healing rn.

Idk why I'm still reading this wretched book. Just when I think the author has had enough "fun" with murdering the interesting characters, he strikes again. Been experiencing a myriad of emotions with this book.

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

Idk if it’s just me, but whenever I’m in an unfamiliar place, I struggle to fall asleep. If the bed isn’t mine, sleep just doesn’t come easily. Esp on the first night.

Losing a consistent booty licker (literally), to feelings is worse. We had a casual good thing going on baby. Why would you want to place ownership on either of us?? I had my random ONS, you had yours. Yet you ruined it all!

If you are not careful, adulting will have you thinking you must do only one thing for life.... earning a living... robbing you of the joys of a multi-passionate existence! So hold onto the things that make you feel alive even as you toil through this impossibly rendered matrix!

Unfortunately nothing is better for a budding writer than bourgeois stability, slight sexual perversion, and a proclivity for alcoholism

Lights going out in the middle of preparing slides for this week's classes wasn't how I imagined my Sunday to go 😭. Laptop is still a desktop even after two batteries changes.