kratos. kratos wake up. martel made pancakes. what? age of lifeless beings? 4000 years? you must've had a nightmare, let's go get breakfast

that's it you're going to the ffxiv cum room

“An empty tomb?? He’s supposed to be dead!”

doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell

I think about this tweet every time I sneeze

May you blossom 🏳️‍⚧️

"im gonna pistol-whip grandma" - amber 2024

IT'S YURI LOWELL GET HIM BOYS

✩ Isola Radiale Boops Campaign! ✩ If the masterlist gets 999 boops by 11:59 PM PST on April 1st, every active character gets an extra hour in the ballpit!

today relic is das beepenboopen

"Another Crab's Treasure is too colorful and cutesy to be a soulslike." We've heard the complaints. And we agree. So we've created an option for the REAL souls players. Introducing... 😈 DARK SOULSLIKE MODE 😈

given the second opinions i'll do it find me on venmo and cashapp at "garchompteeth"! help me stay treading water while i wait for social security to have mercy on me and the current painful gap in my benefits. happy #AutismAcceptanceMonth #AutismAwarenessMonth #ActuallyAutistic

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Thank you for all the love on this one! Here's more Pokémon Colosseum stuff featuring Wes, Rui, Umbreon and Espeon!

oh this event looks fun

relic would NOT succeed at the think tank girlie's dump stat is INT