We've officially got a little boy who's rolling from front to back! I was a little worried he was going to end up doing back to front first so I'm glad he snuck this in 😆

Baby is actually having a good start to the evening so naturally I'm using my time wisely and shopping for matching thanksgiving pjs for the kids.

If your 4 mo isn't screaming like you're actively murdering them, are you even putting them down for a nap?

I kinda wanna go through my closet and purge everything but I've also spent the last year pregnant or post-partum and literally none of my usual clothes fit at the moment so my closet would be empty.

I know we're not supposed to eat raw cookie dough because raw flour could give you food poisoning, etc. etc. but also, counterpoint, it's delicious

Baby was wide awake at 5:30 this morning. I asked him politely to go back to sleep and he just responded with "AGOOOOO!!" so I guess we'll be staying awake 🫩

4 mo wakes up from his nap screaming non stop. Hubby, seeing me breastfeeding: is it time for him to feed? Me: nope H: ... Then what are you doing? Me: seeing if the reboot button will fix it.

Of course we have to start listening Christmas music now. This guy* doesn't know ANY of the classics so we have to start practicing early 🙄 *My 4 month old

Can anyone remind me why coffee and a cigarette isn't a viable breakfast option? My brain running on 5 minutes sleep doesn't remember anymore.

My baby woke up from his nap to vomit spectacularly all over the floor so that's been a fun turn of events for the day.

My 4 mo has turned a corner where he's just so darn happy and smiley all day and I'm so glad this day has finally come 😍

My favourite part about travelling to the West Coast is when the kids wake up at 5 AM 😵‍💫

Don't get me wrong, I love travelling with my in laws. But they also think that my kids will be okay with getting in and out of the car 5 times within an hour.

5 days into a family trip and my conservative, Southern Baptist BIL admitted that it's more important to have a law that bans abortion than it is to actually decrease the number of abortions... Is that actually supposed to be a pro life stance?

On the one hand, it's nice to travel with in laws, visit family, do tourist-y things, etc. On the other hand, can we pretty please go home now?

Apparently when you blend religious grandparents with agnostic parents, you get my toddler talking about "Cheesus" 😆

After spending the day trying to encourage my 5 mo to roll from his back to his stomach for the first time since he was getting so close, he had the audacity to do it for my husband while I was in the shower...

Hubby: I think maybe we could try shifting towards simpler meals. Me: I totally agree! Lemme just make this BBQ sauce for my slow cooker ribs, then we can talk about it.

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My daughter's drawings of people can best be described as "Mr Potato Head-esque"