👉 I predict that ordinary people will swarm these vans wherever they appear, that there will be an overzealous response from the police, and that the resultant smartphone footage will become a modern-day equivalent of the Battle of Orgreave. These are the actions of a desperate…

“Prime Minister doesn’t rule out summer vote” Well well.

On the basis of his irritable, petulant performance this morning, whenever it comes, it’s gonna be a long nightmare of a campaign for Rishi Sunak. He just can’t do politics.

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No, let’s Keep Khan and Carry On!!

For the last 24 hrs or so, half my friends have been saying Sunak will DEFINITELY call an election on Monday; the other half that he definitely WON'T. I'm keeping an eye out for an official govt spokesperson pouring cold water on the idea...haven't seen one yet...just sayin'.

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And now in High Definition.

'Daddy, what did YOU do today to honour St George?'

'Me? I went up to London and hit a horse in the face with an umbrella.'

'Oh Daddy, I'm so proud of you.'

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Here's another angle of the cowardly Brolly Nonce. St George would be well proud, don't you think?
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What kind of nonce hits a horse in the face with an umbrella? I hope Metropolitan Police collar this moron.
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🤔 That’s odd because, when I watched this on BBC news this morning, the reporter clearly indicated that the French vessel was attempting to block the inflatable and that the latter was zigzagging in order to escape and make progress. Perhaps Farage was still in the grip of last…

What an abomination this Rwanda legislation is. Imagine if the government had directed this much time, effort and money towards solving the epidemic of mental ill health, or the eradication of homelessness, or getting the NHS and criminal justice system working again. So…

Sunak says people's patience has run out. He's right. But it's their patience with him and his crooked cronies that has run out, not with parliamentarians insisting that our democratic system isn't undermined and abused by a right-wing bully-boy govt. #GeneralElectionNow

💷 Twenty quid says rates of depression plummet the day this disingenuous spivweasel is turfed out of Number 10. #GeneralElectionNow

This ignorance is breathtaking = why should the actions of the Brussels Mayor be anything to do with the EU ? Time to ditch your obsessions, Christopher, even if Sunak, Braverman & Farage are incapable of doing so!

💥Farage forced off stage as Brussels Mayor closes down Nat Con event, saying 'The far-right are not welcome here.'

Cue yet more 'Why they picking on widdle old me!' nonsense from Sir Whingealot.

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Here’s proof that Jacob Rees-Mogg isn’t clever enough to realise just how stupid he is. Liz Webster is running rings round him in this interview. All he can do is play the privileged male aristocrat card and talk over her in the vain hope he can drown out the awkward truth…

If you’re in any doubt about the depths to which the right-wing media will stoop now in order to dupe their hard-of-thinking readers, or about how toxic election campaigning will be this year, click the link below and read the shoddy excuse for a newspaper article it takes you…

Have you ever been so glad you weren’t invited to a party? Farage turns 60. (That’s 120 in toad years.) 🐸🎂

The ECHR is NOT a foreign court. Rishi Sunak knows this but uses these words in the hope of attracting the votes of that small army of moronic xenophobes behind Reform’s recent rise in the polls. Desperate strategy from a piss-poor Prime Minister. #GeneralElectionNow