can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

throw me on my back Thursday

I love people who are open-minded. People who just vibe with whatever you talk about. You can talk about anything and everything.

I spend a lot of money on clothes to dress homeless 99% of the time

Pissing people off should be a sport

What if there was like a mini animal of all the animals at the zoo

I'd legit have a zoo at my house

It happens

Feed me pizza and grab my butt

I may look innocent but goddamn my thoughts are filthier than a whore’s mind

The floor is a shelf for everything

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk to you for months but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

Needed; sanity

Be proud of who you are, and not ashamed of how someone else sees you.

Sext

I don’t get tired of you the way I get tired of other people