We are thrilled to announce that Elke Farms Ltd. is the 1st ever presenting sponsor of this year’s Pilsner Player of the game #VitaminP Elke Farms grows the finest barley in Western Canada. We couldn’t enjoy a crisp postgame Pilsner without the efforts of great farms like this!

May Schedule for the Saskatoon Thunder! We promise to be more exciting than the Blue Jays this year. #RollThunder

The Thunder played in heavy winds tonight that led to a flurry of errors leading to a 17-7 game. Elke Farms Pilsner player of the game is Trent Marien. He hit a 3 run bomb, it was a unicorn! Only a home run in Dief. Joe Marien did not attend.

Thunder win 5-0 over the North East RedSox. The Elke Farms Vitamin P Player of the game goes to the rookie Daniel Revering who pitched 6 shut-out innings - his batterymate today Jacob Mamer will enjoy the crisp Pilsner for his underaged pitcher! Joe Marien did not attend

Thunder win over the Armadillo’s 9-5 tonight! The Elke Farms Vitamin P Player of the game goes to the plumber by trade, @adamknaus_ who hit a deep RBI triple and closed out the last two innings on the mound allowing 0 ER. Director of Team Morale, Joe Marien was not there.

Great evening of baseball vs the @marysburgroyals1918 tonight - Royals won 14-8. As a result there will be no Elke Farms Ltd #VitaminP player of the game but Pilsner’s were still had! @tommyrevering hit a piss missile home run to left centre field. Joe Marien did not attend.

According to PrarieBoyBookie here are the odds on Joseph Marien attending today’s game: Yes +750 No -450

Thunder win 6-5 over the Rockies tonight! The Elke Farms Ltd. #VitaminP player of the game goes to starting pitcher Chris Hudec who earned his first ever W, striking out 4 over 5 innings of work. Joe Marien DID attend. His score keeping and banter was off the charts today.

Today’s game is cancelled due to wet field conditions. Joe Marien was not planing on attending.

We lost, Joe Marien did not attend. Coincidence? I think not

If Joe Marien does not come to the game tonight, the Thunder will strip him of all his Thunder stats. This will include his double down the line and complete game shutout. We as an organization are disgusted by his attitude and commitment this year. Thank you.

BREAKING: Joe Marien has come to terms of an agreement to come to at least three of our remaining games. This is considered bare minimum but keeps his name in the Thunder history book. Thanks to our loyal fans and players that actually care, unlike Joe.

Thunder win over the Rockies 13-6! The Elke Farms Ltd. #VitaminP Player of the game goes to Tanner Gerwing who went 4-4 in back to back games. Was great to see Kyle Donaldson on the mound today as he threw two scoreless innings in his first outing! Joe Marien did not attend.

The Thunder finished the regular season last night with 2 wins in a double header vs NE. We finished first in the SMBL with a record of 11-4. Meanwhile Joseph Marien’s attendance was an abysmal 2-13 but his made up imaginary CFB 26 team is undefeated. #RollThunder

One day we hope to start Playoffs! Round 1 of the SMBL playoffs are currently underway. With the bye, the Thunder will take on the winner of the Rangers/North East in the Semi Finals. We expect this to occur next week. For now we continue to wait… #rollthunder⚡️

How do I fit this in my banner?

Never mind, I figured it out

The Thunder NHL Playoff Draft is HERE! 💰 $20 to enter - e-transfer to: [email protected] 📊 Draft your team (12 forwards/6 defensemen/2 goalies), follow the playoffs, and compete for cash! Please join at the link below. 🔗 onlinepools.com/298227/nQ6TDbzl