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I hate when people call my dog or cat my child. We are entirely different species. They are my dependents.

YALLL.. I had aluminum foil, tape, a 30 inch wig, and a dream i present to u…. HOT BOX!!!! 🥵🧡🔥

I loooove my tattoos they are cool little pictures that live inside of my skin and if u are worried ur tattoos are gonna look “dirty” in ur wedding dress maybe u just picked fucking lame tattoos and honestly the wedding dress u pick will probably be fucking lame as well 💖💖

Trans bathroom joke

Kinda afraid for my mental health when fall rolls around and I go back to working full time and can’t dedicate hours a week to painting my nails

Manifesting lil nas x vault track on debut tv

Whoever invented the Russian manicure style that cuts away the ENTIRE cuticle needs to be tarred and feathered in the streets

If u have twin children and you don’t give them different haircuts or like, vastly different vibes then just know that you are ruining my life and complicating my job

OCD is so fucking dumb and annoying like bitch SHUT UP for like 5 seconds god damn

From time to time I remember that lots of people feel 100 percent real 100 percent of the time and it’s like…alright sure babe

It’s so fucked up that it’s 8:30 and it’s dark outside

How many more tattoos do u think it’s gonna take before I get a hello kitty character ?? :/ (i’m at 5 rn)

no one: hockey players thanking the goalies after games:

“Two tickets for Wicked please”

They should invent a child that knows how to shut the fuck up and just watch the grinch …